![]() ![]() Out of financial desperation and a fondness for your son, Primarily because Owen Brodie isn’t funny, and he can suck it. I can assure you-things will not get complicated. ![]() Please inform Sam that I like him very much and would love to be his nanny and accompany him on your terrible joke of a stand-up tour. What I would never tell him is- things could get complicated. “She’s an even bigger pain in the butt when we’re face-to-face,” I thought to myself. “She is the sassy little turd who trolls me on Twitter,” I could have told him. “She heckled me at a club a few years ago,” I wanted to say. I’m emailing to offer you the job as my son’s nanny because Sam had a temper tantrum when I told him I can’t hire you to come on my stand-up tour with us. ![]() It’s only funny if you aren’t the hilarious struggling comedian who has been hired to be his son’s nanny for the stand-up tour. A single dad, a model, and a comedian walk into a bar… They’re all Owen Brodie. ![]()
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